Now, if I know Old Fluff she'll be expecting a "The Adventures of Old Fluff in the Wacky Affiliate Kingdom" type post...
BUT NO!!!
That will not be happening for a variety of reasons:
Firstly, Alas, poor Old Fluff is no longer a member of the Wacky Affiliate Kingdom (plus, we have to lay off slagging them off at some point 🤣🤣🤣)
Secondly, Old Fluff has now entered a new, more mature phase of life, so making fun and telling silly jokes is no longer part of the deal... in fact, I think it may be time to upgrade her nickname to "ANCIENT FLUFF".
And thirdly, let's face facts, she's now at that time of life where she won't remember this conversation in 10 minutes anyway 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Furthermore, she now gets a free bus pass, and free use of public transport.
In fact, I believe in Mansfield they even give out free Zimmer frames, can't say I'm a fan of this, but as Ancient Fluff did partake in World War 1 I guess we can let it go.
Today, September 18th, also happens to be "Cheeseburger Day" and "Respeect Day" (something that Ancient Fluff has neither eaten nor ever had 🤣🤣🤣🤣)
So, as Ancient Fluff has entered this new, mature, and far more serious phase of life, please join me in wishing "Our Diane" a very happy 60th birthday (and if you could possibly say it louder than in previous years so the old dear can actually hear you 🤣🤣🤣🤣)
Happy Birthday, Fluffles, have a wonderful day!! Xx
Finally, I leave you, and Ancient Fluff, with the Number One single of her day of birth, 18th September 1964 (Man hadn't even landed on the moon and England hadn't even won a World Cup 🤣🤣🤣🤣)
Oh dear, my goodness gracious, what’s all this now?
I’m not sure I quite follow, but it seems there’s a lot of fuss about my birthday?
Where's my tea and biscuits, what's this fizzy stuff I'm drinking?
Prosecco?
It's making me feel a bit funny!
Cheeseburger Day, you say?
Well, back in my day, we’d just have a nice bit of bread and jam, none of these fancy modern meals...
Thank you, my darling (young) friend, and if only I did get a free bus pass, our lovely government has declared that I have to wait until I'm 67, lol.
@diane Happy Birthday, Diane. Congratulations on becoming a Sexagenarian!
I become a Septagengarian next year, though it doesn’t have quite the same ring. 😔
Have a fabulous day! 🎉🎈🎂🍾
@diane Happy Birthday, dear Diane. May all your wishes and dreams come true, and may you leave a positive impact on the world around you. Wishing you a life filled with boundless joy, abundant success, and unending blessings:)
@diane Well it seems i am always late to the party.
I hope you had a fantastic birthday.
Oh dear, my goodness gracious, what’s all this now?
I’m not sure I quite follow, but it seems there’s a lot of fuss about my birthday?
Where's my tea and biscuits, what's this fizzy stuff I'm drinking?
Prosecco?
It's making me feel a bit funny!
Cheeseburger Day, you say?
Well, back in my day, we’d just have a nice bit of bread and jam, none of these fancy modern meals...
Thank you, my darling (young) friend, and if only I did get a free bus pass, our lovely government has declared that I have to wait until I'm 67, lol.
Hi Diane
Happy (very belated) Birthday! 🎂
Better late than never and I hope everything is going well. 😎
Keep on Rockin’ 🤘
Frank 🎸
Happy 60th "Our Diane" ... congrats!! 🍾 🥂
Happy Birthday, Diane. My generation appreciated the House Of The Rising Sun.
Hope there are many years of fun ahead.
Sami