Hello everyone, 

My name is Juniper, but you can all call me Ms. Berry.

I come from an alternate reality and I possess powers beyond your capabilities, and this is why I have taken over an account of a forum member to respond (this is part of my powers).

Anyway, in my alternate reality I have been a member of an internet marketing platform known as WONKY Affiliate.

I have been a member for 7 years, I love it, and I must say that the owners, Lyle and Jarson, are just so helpful and always coming up with new stuff.

I feel like I owe my life to Wonky Affiliate, as they have saved me from spending thousands of dollars on Scam products where you never make any money... Thank you, Lyle and Jarson.

Anyway, as I say, I have been a member of Wonky Affiliate for 7 years and have been on their monthly Creamium membership of $49. 

I have consistently paid Wonky Affiliate $49 every single month for the last 7 years, so that's 84 payments of $49.

As I've mentioned, I am so happy that Lyle and Jarson have created their platform, as they have saved me from spending thousands of dollars on things that don't work.

In fact, I cannot be thankful enough to wonky affiliate for everything I have learned over the last 7 years, the education and knowledge I have gained over the past 7 years, without having to spend 1000s of dollars of scam products is A-M-A-Z-I-N-G.

That being said, I would be interested to see what you have to offer in terms of hosting and coaching.

Of course, I still love Wonky Affiliate and I wouldn't be where I am today without them.

Admittedly, I haven't made any money yet, but I've started to see recent success through following their training and using their AI writer.

My latest article is ranking in position 134 on Google, Amazing, right?

Anyway, as I've mentioned, I am so happy with how far I have come over the last 7 years and so glad that Lyle and Jarson have saved me from spending 1000s of dollars on scam products that don't work.

Okay, I must admit that I came across someone at Wonky Affiliate who people used to rave about, but I never found her to be much help.

Her name was Martha.

I actually spent over a month trying to get help from Martha, but every time I asked for some coaching and help, she would return with a 2,000 to 3,000 word message, including screenshots, links to what she was talking about, etc.

I mean, COME ON, who's got time to read a 2,000 to 3,000 word response every time you ask a question.

In fact, I asked her 7 questions over the course of a couple of weeks, and each tme, without fail, I was greeted with these long responses with screenshots of how to do everything that was mentioned, etc.

Ridiculous, that Martha expects me to take a few hours out of my day to read whatever she was sending me, I mean, how selfish of Martha, all I wanted was one paragraph to tell me how to make money online, not a bloody novel.

Of course, I never read anything she sent me, never mind took action on it, who's got the time.

Anyway, I hope the coaching you offer here is better than what Martha tried to offer.

Also, I am used to losing my Google rankings every year due to the amount of downtime that Wonky Affiliate's hosting has.

I mean, come on Google, what is wrong with you, we all know that if you're going to get the best hosting in the world, you should regularly have downtime (which should never be explained to the members, but merely glossed over) on a monthly basis.

Can you believe some of the hosting companies never have downtime, never have issues, never have problems logging into WordPress?

Ridiculous, i mean it's just not right is it if everything works perfectly the way it should, where's the fun in that?

Anyway, I would like to take your offer of better hosting with no downtime and no problems, I would also like to take up personal 1-on-1 coaching, which is infinitely better than the same standard training for everyone, however, I would like to pay LESS than I currently do.

So, that is better hosting and better coaching than I currently have, but for a lower price please.

I mean, you must understand that I have spent $4,200 over the years at Wonky Affiliate, so I cannot be expected to pay any more.

In fact, you should really be giving this to me for free.

Furthermore, please don't tell me you have someone like Martha to do the coaching, what a ridiculous person.

I was happily paying Lyle and Jarson $49 and then when I asked for help from Martha, she spent about 30 hours sending me ridiculous replies of exactly what to do, but in long-form format, so I never have time to read.

Come on Martha, I pay Lyle and Jarson $49/month, so YOU Martha should be helping me MORE than you do.

So, in summary, I have spent a lot of money over the years, but I am thankful for Lyle and Jarson saving me 1000s of dollars on scam products where you never make any money. I haven't made any money yet, but the knowledge I have gained in the last 7 years is unbelievable, so much so, that my latest article ranked in position 134.

I don't want coaching from someone like Martha, who simply makes everything complicated by going into too much detail, so keep the coaching simple, just tell me how to make money.

I am currently paying $49/month, but would like your BETTER hosting and BETTER training for a LOWER price than I am currently paying.

In reality, I would prefer that you provide me the hosting and coaching for FREE, while I continue to pay Lyle and Jarson the $49/month that they clearly deserve.

I think that about covers it, thank you!!!!!!!!

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I am interested, but not quite certain in what yet. 

I liked what Rudy had to say about having an option to switch between levels, especially because I feel I will have a much clearer idea of what I want after I give things a go for a month or so.

And with that same thought in mind, what about a one-off/one-month evaluation and coaching option and at the end of that if you decide to sign up for a year of coaching then a prorated discount on the year? And if not, you just pay whatever you pay for the one-off service. The initial experience might help a lot of people get clarity (and you coaches, too) about what kind of annual package would make sense in terms of where the person's business is and where they wish to go with it? 

I might be interested in coaching and hosting, but personally I would definitely like to see a coaching option separate from hosting.

Thanks ... interested to see how this develops.

Let’s not forget all the really helpful people on live chat who would just give you links to training instead of sending you 3,000 word replies giving you the actual answers.

I believe one was called Gabby or something like that! 

I’m not 100% but I’m pretty sure there was an internal ranking at Wonky Affiliate where if you commented on live chat, even if it was nonsense, your ranking would go up!!

Oh, and then there’s all the useful, informative blogs about Frisatsu and people’s holidays, what people got up to that day and other such joyous articles that really helped with my quest to make money as an affiliate marketer!! 

At least Martha actually tried to help even if people saw it as something else!!  

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