Happy 60th Birthday OLD FLUFF

partha · 2024-09-18T09:04:55Z

Now, if I know Old Fluff she'll be expecting a "The Adventures of Old Fluff in the Wacky Affiliate Kingdom" type post... BUT NO!!! That will not be happening for a variety of reasons: Firstly, Alas, poor Old Fluff is no longer a member of the Wacky Affiliate Kingdom (plus, we have to lay off slagging them off at some point 🤣🤣🤣) Secondly, Old Fluff has now entered a new, more mature phase of life, so making fun and telling silly jokes is no longer part of the deal... in fact, I think it may be time to upgrade her nickname to "ANCIENT FLUFF". And thirdly, let's face facts, she's now at that time of life where she won't remember this conversation in 10 minutes anyway 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Furthermore, she now gets a free bus pass, and free use of public transport. In fact, I believe in Mansfield they even give out free Zimmer frames, can't say I'm a fan of this, but as Ancient Fluff did partake in World War 1 I guess we can let it go. Today, September 18th, also happens to be "Cheeseburger Day" and "Respeect Day" (something that Ancient Fluff has neither eaten nor ever had 🤣🤣🤣🤣) So, as Ancient Fluff has entered this new, mature, and far more serious phase of life, please join me in wishing "Our Diane" a very happy 60th birthday (and if you could possibly say it louder than in previous years so the old dear can actually hear you 🤣🤣🤣🤣) Happy Birthday, Fluffles, have a wonderful day!! Xx Finally, I leave you, and Ancient Fluff, with the Number One single of her day of birth, 18th September 1964 (Man hadn't even landed on the moon and England hadn't even won a World Cup 🤣🤣🤣🤣)